Sunshade82
Songster
I didn’t know where to post this but I had to share somewhere (I can’t share via Facebook cause the “victim” is on there
)
Today we had our first encounter with someone terrified of birds. Now to be fair, she never mentioned her fear before coming over....
My 22 year old niece was visiting with her family this week. She’s seen my chickens in their run and even taken her kids to see them through the fence.
Today upon returning for the day, she came in the backyard with her 5 month old while I was letting my girls run around free in the yard for a while. (Still no mention of bird-phobia).
She sat down on a chair to feed the baby while I sat on the grass in case Goldie the red sexlink wanted to snuggle. Goldie loves jumping on my lap (and my lap only) but today she wasn’t interested....until she saw my niece.
Now Goldie doesn’t wait to be invited on a lap and if you’re holding another chicken she demands to be held too. I didn’t think anything of it because she only comes to me and well, the baby definitely wasn’t a chicken.
I don’t know if Goldie was jealous that this chicken-baby was on a lap and she wasnt? Or if she could tell my niece is afraid of birds? Regardless, she walked over, looked my niece in the eye, and jumped. Straight up into the air (she’s a good jumper) and then down on my nieces bare leg (who wears shorts with chickens anyway?)
What occurred next happened quickly...but also seemed to be in slow motion.
my niece began screaming and started this awkward motion of trying to scoot forward on the chair, stand up, lay back, (flap her arms?), and twist around all while holding a baby and now a chicken.
With all the movement, Goldie was flapping to stay balanced on my niece’s bare leg (she has awesome balance) but her wings were making her look much bigger than she was and adding an intense drumbeat to the screaming (which now included the baby.)
After watching this for longer than I should have, I finally got over my shock and amazement and removed Goldie from my nieces lap (while letting Goldie know that was a jerk move.) After consoling her baby (remarkable she didn’t drop her), my niece let me know she was afraid of a lot of animals...but mostly birds.
I apologized that my chicken wanted to love on her and we all had a good laugh.
Tonight they decided to spend the night at a different family members house. I don’t think it had to do with the chickens but honestly, I wonder.
Attached pictures of the trouble making chicken

Today we had our first encounter with someone terrified of birds. Now to be fair, she never mentioned her fear before coming over....
My 22 year old niece was visiting with her family this week. She’s seen my chickens in their run and even taken her kids to see them through the fence.
Today upon returning for the day, she came in the backyard with her 5 month old while I was letting my girls run around free in the yard for a while. (Still no mention of bird-phobia).
She sat down on a chair to feed the baby while I sat on the grass in case Goldie the red sexlink wanted to snuggle. Goldie loves jumping on my lap (and my lap only) but today she wasn’t interested....until she saw my niece.
Now Goldie doesn’t wait to be invited on a lap and if you’re holding another chicken she demands to be held too. I didn’t think anything of it because she only comes to me and well, the baby definitely wasn’t a chicken.
I don’t know if Goldie was jealous that this chicken-baby was on a lap and she wasnt? Or if she could tell my niece is afraid of birds? Regardless, she walked over, looked my niece in the eye, and jumped. Straight up into the air (she’s a good jumper) and then down on my nieces bare leg (who wears shorts with chickens anyway?)
What occurred next happened quickly...but also seemed to be in slow motion.
my niece began screaming and started this awkward motion of trying to scoot forward on the chair, stand up, lay back, (flap her arms?), and twist around all while holding a baby and now a chicken.
With all the movement, Goldie was flapping to stay balanced on my niece’s bare leg (she has awesome balance) but her wings were making her look much bigger than she was and adding an intense drumbeat to the screaming (which now included the baby.)
After watching this for longer than I should have, I finally got over my shock and amazement and removed Goldie from my nieces lap (while letting Goldie know that was a jerk move.) After consoling her baby (remarkable she didn’t drop her), my niece let me know she was afraid of a lot of animals...but mostly birds.
I apologized that my chicken wanted to love on her and we all had a good laugh.
Tonight they decided to spend the night at a different family members house. I don’t think it had to do with the chickens but honestly, I wonder.

Attached pictures of the trouble making chicken
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