LoveOfFeathers
Songster
I have several broody hens and Iāve run out of brooder pens for when the chicks hatch. I also collect roosters for some freaking reason! I hope my hatch isnāt mostly roosters because Iāll for sure get attached to at least one of them. āRaise chickens they said, itāll be fun they saidā Itās fun sometimes but no one warned me about the chicken drama that goes on, like omg itās always something, none of the cluckers are ever freaking satisfied, theyāre always bawking up a storm, sounds more like Iām getting bitched at. Thereās always one feathered butthole that tries to trip me or that I accidentally kick because no one was under my feet half a second ago. Did you know that chickens can get jealous of each other if one is receiving all the attention? Chicken: ālet me jump onto your lap with poopy feet for cuddles.ā Flirting rooster: āhey sugar pie, honey bun, Iāve picked out this beautiful feather for you! Do you like it cuz I really like you!ā Me: āthanks for being sweet but we arenāt even on the same planet and dude you have a hen!ā