Things you wish you could say

[sourland]

I know people that put the flea and tick collars around their ankles. Don't know if it works. I use permethrin spray on my clothes and shoes

At one time field trialers did that to keep chiggers away. They also dipped their coveralls in tick dip - that is until one of them got cancer of the penis - ostensibly from this practice - necessitating surgical removal of the organ.

 

[KayisforKale]

At one time field trialers did that to keep chiggers away. They also dipped their coveralls in tick dip - that is until one of them got cancer of the penis - ostensibly from this practice - necessitating surgical removal of the organ.

I should not find this as funny as I do...

 

[Brooks_]

At one time field trialers did that to keep chiggers away. They also dipped their coveralls in tick dip - that is until one of them got cancer of the penis - ostensibly from this practice - necessitating surgical removal of the organ.

I'd keep the cancer.

 

[sourland]

I'd keep the cancer.

When he warned me about this and told me what happened, he saw the look of horror on my face and said, "It's okay. I wasn't using it anymore."

 

[azurbanclucker]

The slurry bombers aren't already running this season.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1786924314404770243

 

[bill3607]

I'd keep the cancer.

Then you could watch the cancer slowly eat it off

 

[KayisforKale]

I'd keep the cancer.

But if you got rid of your penis and the cancer, then you could get a robot penis or something. They have fakies, you know. And 9 times out of 10, they are bigger and better than the original.


(I foresee a report coming... But it is a factual statement, and I stand by it.)

 

[notabitail]

But if you got rid of your penis and the cancer, then you could get a robot penis or something. They have fakies, you know. And 9 times out of 10, they are bigger and better than the original.


(I foresee a report coming... But it is a factual statement, and I stand by it.)

You're gonna be the lucky lucky winner of FREE points to put towards a 1 week BYC vacation in the future!

 

[notabitail]

You're gonna be the lucky lucky winner of FREE points to put towards a 1 week BYC vacation in the future!

(please don't ban Kay).

 

[KayisforKale]

You're gonna be the lucky lucky winner of FREE points to put towards a 1 week BYC vacation in the future!

I mean, it is science. They are even hollow to connect a tube thingy so it can be used for peeing. Men need to pee, yo!