I have nothing to fear in this aspect. First, you will never make it here because you will never leave your home. If you should somehow miraculously make it here, you better have a female beagle puppy with you.Next time I’m raiding your pantry for a midnight snack, I’m adding strawberries to any rhubarb pies. By the time you discover it, I’ll be in WA rummaging through someone else’s kitchen.
Rhubarb pies do not get to sit around waiting for someone to tamper with them here. They are only ever made fresh with just picked rhubarb.
I do not have a pantry either.