Things you wish you could say

[nuthatched]

Tolkien in Heaven watching yet another subaru/jeep/motor home owner slap a 'Not all who wander are lost' bumper sticker on their vehicles:

 

[notabitail]

I wish I could say I did not catastrophically misjudge the amount of pasta that could fit in the pot.

Just break it in half in front of a Italian. especially if it's spaghetti.

 

[BantyChooks]

Just break it in half in front of a Italian. especially if it's spaghetti.

A.) I'd rather not die and B.) The issue is how much it expanded as I cooked it.

 

[notabitail]

Is that bad? Is that why those religious folks stopped knocking on my door?

They came for the first time in several months to our house again.

My Nana answered the door and promptly asked if they wanted to come in and pray the Rosary. I think a old lady asking that scares them.

 

[notabitail]

I peed.

That's your new licence plate eh?

 

[notabitail]

I can cook. See?
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Looks like IKEA peas with smashed meatball and out of place pasta.

 

[notabitail]

how could anyone not get that?

It means retired.

 

[notabitail]

If you want to leave, just leave. Do not make 505050505950500505 posts about it. Unless you want attention. Which it seems like you do.

"please delete me from this chicken website".

Yeah.

 

[Patiocoturnix]

Just break it in half in front of a Italian. especially if it's spaghetti.

Excuse me?

 

[Patiocoturnix]

"please delete me from this chicken website".

Yeah.

Stop keeping me hostage