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Mr. Einstein certainly didn’t hold back!

Wish to say: (Rated G version) You are giving your (insert race/religion/nationality/sexual preferences/gender/etc here) a bad name!

To God: “Could you please reinstate “an eye for an eye” ?

Would you hire you?

After a long tele-marketing spiel: “I’m sorry, I had to put the phone down. Could you repeat that?”

We are po’ homesteaders. We’ve always had cash bangers… couldn’t afford much. We finally ended up with a 1999 E150 that could haul supplies, wood, the snowmobiles… an all around vehicle. Cheap insurance…Horrible in snow. RWD. That was its only downfall. In the winter, we had to beg/borrow...

Quoted from someone’s profile: Stupid should hurt!

Would you want to be treated like you treat your ________ ? (Mother/father/baby/animal)

Why are you driving 20 miles away to get cheaper gas?!

I’m a hillbilly…I don’t get it!

?? We don’t have a TV.

How about this one: If you always do what you always did, You’re going to always get what you always got.

Things you wish you could say: “Don’t you have anything in this menu that doesn’t cause premature death?” Phone: “I’m sorry, but English is my first language. Could I please speak with an english-speaking supervisor?”

Ginger, this little graphic has really helped me & continues to help me to look at things from a new perspective.

And one more thing:

I saw a billboard that said: “You think it’s hot down here!”

“Would the child you were respect the adult you are?”

How about this one: “Does your mother know you do that?!”

Things I wish I could say: (Insert here more things on BYC blog)