Things you wish you could say

[ShrekDawg]

I would also say just because you disagree with someone/something doesn’t make it against the rules or mean.

 

[azurbanclucker]

BAD PIG!

Well, I did say it, she didn't seem to care. Brat pulled the BRAND NEW bag of taters off a chair and are one bite out of every one of them.

I was not happy when I started dinner.

 

[Brooks_]

BAD PIG!

Good bacon?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Good bacon?

She keeps up her crap and we're gonna find out.

 

[RUNuts]

BAD PIG!

Well, I did say it, she didn't seem to care. Brat pulled the BRAND NEW bag of taters off a chair and are one bite out of every one of them.

I was not happy when I started dinner.

Obviously, she was testing to make sure they were all good.

or marking them for later.

Guy brought a piece of home made chocolate cake to work.
Buddy looks and asks for a taste.
Guy licks one side and hands it to him.
He licks the other side and hands it back, "All I wanted was a taste."

Then the fight started.

 

[Nyhillbillies]

Things you wish you could say:

“Don’t you have anything in this menu that doesn’t cause premature death?”

Phone: “I’m sorry, but English is my first language. Could I please speak with an english-speaking supervisor?”

 

[sourland]

Just move your functions somewhere else. Bye.

 

[Nyhillbillies]

How about this one:

If you always do what you always did,
You’re going to always get what you always got.

 

[R2elk]

How about this one:

If you always do what you always did,
You’re going to always get what you always got.

Sounds like someone was watching Reginald the Vampire.

 

[Nyhillbillies]

Sounds like someone was watching Reginald the Vampire.

?? We don’t have a TV.