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[Shady Orchard]

but *sob* the pineapples were all sold out so they ended up buying strawberries instead. They went down to a friends house but then all of a sudden....

 

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a bear popped out and kennedy the silly pink tabby came to the recuse witha stick of bamboo and then...

 

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they beat him with coconuts which...

 

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turned out to be a dinosuar egg! Then the momma dino said...

 

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"Don't you bring that stuff around here." and pelted them with eggs.

 

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Then the daddy dino was like, "OH NO SHE DI-ENT!"

 

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And started biting their heads off..

 

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then PedoBear comes and

 

[Luke0987654321]

okay, i think we should restart this story from the part befor it all got abit weird and...
here is where i think we should start from
The weird and wonderfull life of Matilda and George

Once upon a time, there was a hen, her name was Matilda. Matilda loved to go broody when ever she liked to, so her owners had lots of little fuzzy butts running around. Sometimes Matilda would count her eggs before they hatched. One day Matilda decided she would take a trip with her chicks to the farm down the road, when they arrived there was a very hansom tabby cat. The cat crouched and prepared to have a sleep. the hen and her chicks went on and found a lovely EE rooster,
they all walked home together and huddled up in the hens nest, suddenly the sky darkened and a tornado started to do its damage, but the EE rooster dug a hole
in the ground and made a nest all in ten minutes!
matilda and her chicks were safe and sound, matilda
thought that the next time she went broody she would definitly
have the EE rooster as her chicks dad,they all settled down for the night. But.....lurking in the darkness was a big fat ugly racoon!!! the racoon dove for the chicks, but Matilda let out a bloodcurdling shriek that left the racoon deaf, the next morning matilda, the chicks and george
(EE rooster), decided that it wasnt safe to stay in their home territory, so they
set off to find a new home with Jack, the outcast donkey, who had recently won the lottery, and bought a huge spread out in Montana. Little did they realize that the donkey was actually an evil alien that was planning to take over the world. That night he kidnapped the EE rooster and made him his zombie slave with the help of the evil Silkie Voo Doo master. The evil silkie had an evil plan of his own for world domination. The silkies plan was to start a major restaurant chain that only eats white skinned chickens that came from blue eggs. However, there was a shortage of blue eggs from the hatchery so the evil voo doo silkies cooked the EE rooster and served him to The Alien donkey invader before his trip to Bora bora to buy a large incubator to fill with eggs When the alien donkey got half way to BoraBora he felt ill for eating the EE rooster and he vomited on the evil looking Squirrel, who then beat the alien donkey up. But the donkey Summoned a guy named Ike who used to sing with Tina, and he Said to them that he would kill everyone. matilda suddenly heard the EE rooster telling her to wake up!
it had all been a horrible nightmare!!
they had arrived at the luxury chicken resort on Barbados they were soo happy there, the chicks where feathering out well,
george and matilda had molted ages ago, everything was perfect as the sun went down over the horizon, Matilda sipping her pina colada on the sugar-coloured sands as she sat on her new clutch of eggs, and George squawked at the babies that it was time to get down from the palm tree matilda fell asleep, thinking what her new clutch of 8 eggs
would look like, she was a mil fleur d'uccle that was inlove
whith a EE rooster, what lovely chicks she would have! Suddenly, a crashing can be heard. Then a giant THUD shakes the earth beneath Matilda. Shivering, she peers over George's shoulder and sees a giant, wet something, heaving water through a hole in it's head. Matilda had never seen anything like it before. George, the highly intelligent EE rooster explained to Matilda that it was something called a doll-fin, a creature from the depths of the salty, wet, blue stuff. The doll-fin suddenly let out a ginormous torret of water and yelled "Help, I'm in labour and stranded on the beach!!!! so matilda sent her army of chicks and her hubby george to help them, she of course couldn't get up because of her eggs thay all were surprised to see that the doll-fin was actually an evil silkie in a doll-fin suit. The silkie pulled out an AK-47 and ordered Matilda and the EE rooster o strip naked and hand over all of their valuables. And to donate their latest clutch of eggs to the local soup kitchen for the holidays. But matilda, clever a she was, ordered george and the chicks to go fetch Big Papa, he was the biggest jersey giant in central america, so matilda watched on, as her family and Big Papa fought the evil ugly silke. They finally beat the silkie and he floated away in the ocean. Just then, Matilda's eggs started hatching And all of the chicks were Silkies because Matilda was having an affair with the evil Silkie. George was so upset he picked up the dead Silkie's AK-47 and burnt it, matilda was so embarassed, george and her decided to give the chicks to Big Papa, and start a new clutch of eggs together, the older chicks all found "barbadian" lovefriends.
matilda and george decided that they would buy an island for them selves to start a new life. Four weeks later Matilda and George had a new family, so they invited all of matildas previous chicks and their lovefriends to live on the island with them to begin a tourist trap nightclub Soon they found that there were "Others" on the island....after searching for a few days they found that these others were DUCKS! they called in the local chefs to catch them but the chefs where just not fast enough so they sent for help from their homing pigeons that were very fast indeed they flew to Virginia with great speed with matilda and george in the beaks they recrooted all of the pigeons there and flew back to the island and their chicks Matilda, George, the chicks and the pigeons saw just how cute the ducks were so they had their faces surgically altered to look like ducks. One day, Matilda noticed a new roo investigating in "her" free- range area. so she sent george to investigate george realized it was an old friend of his so he asked " Now what's all this Hookie do about?" Realizing it was foghorn, He went to get the axe The axe was dull, he had to sharpen it then he realized he needed a BIGGER axe or better yet a chainsaw. or a bulldozer but then Chicken Hawk showed up and made every thing normal again, it was only matilda george and their family, life was back to normal, or so they thought until they farmer came out with an axe in his hand and said, "Where's that rooster? He's gonna be dinner." but he actually meant the JG roo, so Matilda and George had to go to their frieend's rescue But the JQ was already flogging the farmer, Who died of a heart attack and it turned out that the farmer was extremely wealthy. He left all of his assets to the Evil Silkies who used the money to further their plan for world domination by buying milk to put in the chickens water So that the chickens would be brainwashed and when they were brainwashed they stole george Who soon became a mindless zombie like in the dream Matilda had about a combo of Fire Emblem and SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! , it was the first time ever that she didn't know what to do, so she called Big Papa to the rescue But little did she know that big papa was actually her brother, matildo in a giant gersey suite, she was furious! Oh I've got a GREAT idea shouted Matilda Let's hire a bunch of mercinaries to go and start a war with the silkies! We'll Ask Miss Prissy Of Byc What To Do! But MissPrissy was not home, so they asked a brown leghorn 9-month-old named Color where we could buy some bagels, and she told us to go to Bagel Boys because the girl that hatched her out always goes there with her mom to create modern art sculptures from stale bagels in the Dumpster. then they realized that sculpting some thing from stale bagels would not last and they wanted their story to last longer than the stones at Easter Island so they went back to the evil silkie and fought in a war. Three days later, Matilda was losing badly. George and half of her chicks were all dead. Now the evil silkie turned on her and said, "Move aside from those chicks so that I can kill them or I'll kill you instead!" But Matilda instead flogged the evil silkie. He was hurt, but he said, "So you want to do it the hard way." He was just about to kill her when an earsplitting crow woke her up. It had been another nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She was at the chicken resort in Barbados with George and her chicks and thier "lovefriends" george was worried that Matilda was going to have more of these dreams so he sent her to the neighboring island to talk to Chichi, the witch doctor he was a turken and matilda thought that he was the ugliest looking chicken she had ever seen, everything went well, a year past and the islands population grew and grew and grew, thay had to extend the island, so instead of paying the builders with money they just simply gave them 3 months worth of eggs, they had named the island, THE ISLAND OF MATORGE AND FRIENDS. And of course the evil silkie had to interfer with thier perfect life by chicken-napping George so that he could be dinner for a nearby restauraunt. Just has the evil silkie was about to slit his throat, Matilda jumped and pinned him fown and said, "Leave me and my family alone forever or I'll kill you!" So the silkie, of course, pleged to leave them alone forever, and they went back to the island of Matorge and friends matilda had a new clutch of 12 eggs, it was the first time that she had sat on 12 eggs, by now, 5 years had passed since george had met her in the farm down the road, they had 4.567 descendents spread all around the world, her first daughter with george, Matildita, had found a Gersey giant "lovefriend", george was best friends with Matildita's "lovefriend" they had gone to "lovedancing" classes together. matilda was so proud of herself and george... , but one of their daughters had found a love friend that george did not aproove of, it was the evil silke's son, silkito, but he had o accept what his daughter wanted. or did he? The next day he went to have a talk with Silkito And took him to a "haunted" island where he gave him to guinas That were possesed by the evil Banana It had had dark magic cast apon it by an evil emu long, long, ago but it was to late, their daughter had allready sat on her clutch of 9 eggs for the required 19-21 days and the chicks were hatching! They were born with red eyes and a huge vault and spawn of Silkito were born! They rose up and restarted the evil Silkie empire. matilda and goerge had to fight against someone of their own family, it was the first time they had done that since mitaldo one of their sons was accused of robbing the local feed-store where he shot the owner. He was sent to prison where he joined gang, shaved his head and tattooed his vaulted skull with pictures of naked hens!!! since then matilda and george haven't talked to him, any ay back to the evil sike army, as the Evil Silkie armada sails to the Matilda's island and their planes fly over head with tremendous speed. They haven't come up with an exact plan as to what to do with all of the zombies they plan on making. so they gave up, matilda went on byc site and read that silke's arent that Clever but she was mistaken and the Silkies conquered the island and made all non-silkies (including Matilda) zombie slaves. very soon matildas brother apeared with his children and found a potion that reversed the effects of the zombie illnes Then she set several hundred booby traps aroud the island and waited for the evil silkies to return But silkies have black skin, so they shed all of thier feather and hid in the shadows. But even then, 4 of them fell victim to booby traps Someone had left abowl of YOGURT and the not so smart ones ate until their lil hearts were content And sat there quite lazily untill the booby trap sprung and "WALLA!" they all died of food poisoning. on the island of Matorge and friends they ate silkies for months to come, everyone was plump by the time it all run out, the egg production had gone up 100% they were laying 2 or even 3 eggs a day, matlda was sitting on a new clutch of 17 eggs, she could fit them all under her because she had grown alot from the silkie meat then the eggs hatched and and the chicks were all Silkies. The Silkie army was reborn! They learned from the mistakes of their predecessors and were stronger, smarter and better. They performed labotomies on all of the non-silkies on the island, including Matilda and George) making them zombie slaves forever! Then one day, a purple silkie decided she was bored and wanted something different matilda suddenly woke up, it had been another of her night mares, george was very worried so he sent her back to Chichi, the turken, matilda was getting old, she was allready 14 years old so old that she couldn't eat peanut butter without getting it in her eye her eyes started to fail, she was convinced that Madonna had long toes. And George learned that Matilda was having bad dreams because she was going through a "worry phase", a new mental condition that could last for several months. So George went on BYC and asked a member who went by the screen name of FluffyColor, who had been through a worry phase. FluffyColor said, "I don't think there's much you can do about it. I mean, it will go away when it wants to go away. But there is one thing you can do: pray. That always helps. I started praying every night and whenever I got worried, and I think that helped a lot. Oh, and try to keep your life busy. That helps, too." So George showed Matilda FluffyColor's answer. Matilda started breakdancing Anyway, Matilda followed FluffyColor's advice ad trid to keep her life as busy as possible,and started praying before bed every night. And just when Matilida thought the bad dreams has stopped, she saw her Rooster in Shining Armour! He was a big,beautiful barred plymouth rock! He looked at her and said "Would you like me to throw dirt in your face?" she said, yes please , george was watching from their nest, he was so upset he decided to commit suicide by annoying the silkies the Silkies were more than happy to accomodate him. One pulled out a Taurus Judge revolver (his dog gun) and shot George with a 410 slug. The brain splatter hit Matilda in the face and said "This is way too gorry..... yuk.... "and ran away and decided to stop playing this bloody game And the silkies were really standing on land mines, George had made a sacrifice for all of the chickens. The silkies blew up so Matilda continued break-dancing, because my friends, that is the type of lady she is, but then she Got real mad at the dream roo for dumping mud on her face so she flew up into the sky and started singing a song by pixie lott called cry me out , she realized she was in chicken heaven and that everyone ate pickles, with ketchup ...



who wants to start?


luke.

 

[Luke0987654321]

anyone?


Luke.