I wish I could, but I'm too cowardly; it's that embarrassing. I actually texted a picture of it to my mother, and I wound up calling her later and brought up the picture.
Her reply: "Oh, I never responded to your text because I didn't want to hurt your feelings."
If my mother, a woman who managed to compliment my atrocious fashion sense all through my middle school years, couldn't find it in her to even comment on my poor dessert, then I'm definitely not willing to inflict it on other people's poor, unsuspecting eyes!