Emus. They're the next plague of locusts decending upon us.

[greyfields]

Discuss.

 

[conroy]

seriously?

 

[greyfields]

Behind those innoccent doe-eyes lies a vast conspiracy.

 

[debilorrah]

They are constantly escaping from the local farm here and running down Interstate 15. They have been known to attack random strangers changing tires.

 

[debilorrah]

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Clearly you do not have an Emu farm nearby do you?

 

[greyfields]

And there the conspiracy began, for once they get the taste for human flesh, there'll be no stopping them....

 

[redhen]

i dont know...but i want one!..i think they are cute!..and i heard they will protect a flock?...are they friendly?..or will they attack people?...how did u know i was thinking about these greyfields?...

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[debilorrah]

Wait til you get bit by one!!!!! Or run over, or kicked, or chased..... They are mean, evil spirited hay baskets with legs.

 

[redoak]

I'm just worried about one mating with one of my chickens and the chickmu offspring I've heard are worse than the parents.

 

[conroy]

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Clearly you do not have an Emu farm nearby do you?

No lol