Don’t we know it… I had another realization about basically quitting drinking completely. Yeah it’s healthier, blah, blah, blah. But it has taken not just the one (intoxication) but
two small joys from me. I’m not going to get ID’d anymore when buying beer! The cashier always knows they’ve made a big mistake when you poke your husband and say “did you hear that?” “Can you please repeat that a little louder so everyone can hear it?” *excitedly starts digging through purse to find ID*

especially when the cashier is obviously a decade or so younger than you…