impossible!

[auskittle]

okay, heres what happens.
i ask a "impossible" question,
next person to post does thier best to answer my question, then ask one of thier own, and so on.

why are grannies supposed to knit?

 

[Sitka]

Quote:
It's in the Granny By-Laws.

Which came first -- the chicken or the egg?

 

[JewellFarm]

God created the animals of the earth, so the chicken.

How do you like your eggs cooked?

 

[nwgirl]

scrambled

If something is selling as fast as hotcakes, just how fast do hotcakes sell?

 

[hollymh]

As fast as you can make them!

If you succeed at failing, are you failing or succeeding?

 

[cw]

succeeding,, failing is the lack of trying
how does water go away?

 

[Nicola]

u drink it.

why doesnt anything rhym with purple.

 

[FLWB039]

Lots of things do if you are DR. Seuss....

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[saddina]

How much wood is in the forrest.

Why do boy bands all sound like girls?

 

[FLWB039]

They havn't dropped thier................voices yet...

Why ask why?