Open Contest May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[Nabiki]

Three week old chicks have a blast in their new home. They love taking dirt baths.

 

[janiedoe]

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Prize winner! Funniest joke ever.

 

[KayisforKale]

Check out my new signature line. (if your on a laptop.)

Damn. I need to wake up my laptop! It is on its last leg, so I let it sleep... But it has been sleeping for a few weeks now...

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Damn. I need to wake up my laptop! It is on its last leg, so I let it sleep... But it has been sleeping for a few weeks now...

“I don’t have a soul. I am a soul. I have a body”. -Hayden

 

[KayisforKale]

“I don’t have a soul. I am a soul. I have a body”. -Hayden

Oh! I love it!







And just as I was getting ready to write something meaningful, my sister snarled beside me in a way that makes me want to call an exorcist.

 

[KayisforKale]

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Oh! For this one, I wanted to write why I thought it was funny: I get chicken kisses daily, and though they are sweet, it is just a passing chickie kiss. But my little roo last summer drove his (then) 2" spur all the way into my kneecap, and that memory has stayed with me...especially every day when I need to bend that knee.

 

[janiedoe]

 

[KayisforKale]

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He did not blend too well if the doctor spotted him from across the room.

 

[KayisforKale]

Ok everyone. @Hayden Goseek has chucked me down the rabbit hole. If I get a life-time ban from all of what I am about to post that radiates through the ages so even my reincarnations are barred from this site, well, it is all his fault.

 

[KayisforKale]

Ok everyone. @Hayden Goseek has chucked me down the rabbit hole. If I get a life-time ban from all of what I am about to post that radiates through the ages so even my reincarnations are barred from this site, well, it is all his fault.

Wait... Dude! @Hayden Goseek! None of the files can be uploaded!? What is this!? I got a collection of more than 200 meme things from that site you posted, and this site will not let me post any of them! I already packed my bags for my one-way Maui vacation!