Open Contest May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[Hayden Goseek]

Okay, I finally know something funny to post!
I call a little girl I know "chicken." It's her cute little nickname, not an insult (chicken people, right?). She's three, and she's super shy; when she wouldn't give an Elder in our church a high-five, I told her, "It's alright, Chicken, maybe next time." Our poor Elder looked super shocked, and I had to explain the whole thing!

My little niece was about that age when she visited and DW took her to the backyard to see our chickens. She got wide-eyed and and leaned over to my wife, as if she was letting her in on a secret, and said "Those are shickens!"

 

[janiedoe]

Today's winner is @Hayden Goseek!​

As of the end of Saturday, there were 284 posts:
View attachment 3821712
View attachment 3821711

Spoiler: Who Replied Tag List

@21hens-incharge, @AidKD, @Antiocheggers, @azurbanclucker, @BantyChooks, @beluga3858, @Brahmas Beauty Homestead, @casportpony, @CatLoverLu, @CCsGarden, @ChasingChooks, @Chickengirl2671, @dawg53, @Desertvalleychickens, @EdgeC, @ElfenLied89, @FamilyOfSeven, @fluffycrow, @GirlsHuntToo, @Grandma The Chicken, @Hayden Goseek, @HorseGirlAbby, @ilovemybabychickies, @janiedoe, @Jenbirdee, @klb25, @Lacy Duckwing, @LaFleche, @LilFinnGirl, @Lovely Lettie, @Luckyhen006, @MamaPoult, @mill-j, @muddy75, @my spoiled chickens, @Nabiki, @PeaDawg, @Perris, @RadEggs, @scyllarus, @Shabby Chic-Hens, @talkinboutchickens, @Tattersail, @The Birb King, @The Ranch Girl, @TooCheep, @Traffie Chickens, @triciayoung, @tripletfeb, @z3lda3

Thank you for participating! Keep on posting and we'll do this again next week!

Congratulations @Hayden Goseek
No one could have chosen a more deserving winner!

 

[fluffycrow]

Congrats @Hayden Goseek !

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

View attachment 3820881

What files are for

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Oh well. There goes my Armature Status as a Meme Thief.

 

[my spoiled chickens]

Congrats!

 

[Nabiki]

This is my oldest cat (19). She likes to carry her toy in her mouth and yowl like she's dying.

 

[Nabiki]

A munchlax was checking out my 'fridge back at my old place.

 

[Hayden Goseek]