*I totally had fun doing this!*
To Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies" - All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies
Put your wings up!
Up in the coop, we just woke up
I'm trying to see what happened
My thighs are bare, the wings aren't there
I started my molt today
I'm through with the nest, tried my best
Don't interrupt my vacation!
I've sat on my rear, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me!
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light it
Don't be mad just because my body quit!
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad just because body quit!
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
You think I should be plucked,
I'm guess I'm out of luck!
I gave my all, you got some gall,
To think about eating me.
I see sauce, a big ol' spit
Don't act like it's a new invention!
This molt's not my fault!
Ya can't want to eat me!
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
Don't try to tempt me with worms,
It's not going to work
To live another day I prefer, what I deserve.
There is a big ol' roo, butcher him instead
And deliver me to be free, to range all day and beyond.
Don't pull me from the flock, I don't want to be gone
If you do you'll be down a hen
And what will you do then?
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be made and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies
To Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies" - All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies
Put your wings up!
Up in the coop, we just woke up
I'm trying to see what happened
My thighs are bare, the wings aren't there
I started my molt today
I'm through with the nest, tried my best
Don't interrupt my vacation!
I've sat on my rear, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me!
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light it
Don't be mad just because my body quit!
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad just because body quit!
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
You think I should be plucked,
I'm guess I'm out of luck!
I gave my all, you got some gall,
To think about eating me.
I see sauce, a big ol' spit
Don't act like it's a new invention!
This molt's not my fault!
Ya can't want to eat me!
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
Don't try to tempt me with worms,
It's not going to work
To live another day I prefer, what I deserve.
There is a big ol' roo, butcher him instead
And deliver me to be free, to range all day and beyond.
Don't pull me from the flock, I don't want to be gone
If you do you'll be down a hen
And what will you do then?
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Don't be made and imagine me on a spit
If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
Oh, oh, oh
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
All the Molting Ladies
