Morning all yall Okies,
Peaches has been telling me how hot it is back home. One of my retired Army buddies sent me a "How Hot Is It" page and thought that
I would share it with you folks back home. I'm thankful to be sitting on this mountainside where the averge temperature is 86 degrees.
NO, I'm not trying to rub-it-in, I'm just saying!!!!!!!!
Keep praying for Peaches and everything that she does for all our family back home while I'm over here. If you think of it, send a prayer my way too.
I Love and Miss You Peaches and Hotdog (Renia and Montana)
Doc A.K.A. Ol' Crusty
IT'S SO HOT AND DRY IN OKLAHOMA....the birds have to use potholders to pull
the worms out of the ground.
....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
....hot water comes from both taps.
....you can make sun tea instantly.
....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
....you discover that in August it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
....you discover that you can get sunburned through your tinted car window.
....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up
lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add
butter.
....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying
boiled eggs
IT'S SO DRY IN OKLAHOMA That the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
The Methodists are using wet-wipes,
Presbyterians are giving rain checks,
And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
Peaches has been telling me how hot it is back home. One of my retired Army buddies sent me a "How Hot Is It" page and thought that
I would share it with you folks back home. I'm thankful to be sitting on this mountainside where the averge temperature is 86 degrees.
NO, I'm not trying to rub-it-in, I'm just saying!!!!!!!!
Keep praying for Peaches and everything that she does for all our family back home while I'm over here. If you think of it, send a prayer my way too.
I Love and Miss You Peaches and Hotdog (Renia and Montana)
Doc A.K.A. Ol' Crusty
IT'S SO HOT AND DRY IN OKLAHOMA....the birds have to use potholders to pull
the worms out of the ground.
....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
....hot water comes from both taps.
....you can make sun tea instantly.
....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
....you discover that in August it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
....you discover that you can get sunburned through your tinted car window.
....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up
lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add
butter.
....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying
boiled eggs
IT'S SO DRY IN OKLAHOMA That the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
The Methodists are using wet-wipes,
Presbyterians are giving rain checks,
And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
