@K Spot
That's where it was from, I couldn't wrap my brain around where I had heard it. First I was thinking Jamie Oliver, but he is far from a good example on pronunciation.
@katbriar
I usually buy a mustard that just tastes sweet and isn't that hot, but that one isn't made with honey, I think they just use sugar. However when making mustard myself, I prefer to make honey mustard. Or then I just mix some honey with Dijon-mustard. Also, my names for things are sometimes just direct translations, for this I apologize.
@satay
Now you're just making up names of places and businesses

Unfriendly grocers are the best! I used to frequent a gas-station where one of the guys working there said that from him you don't get service, you get handling. (This again loses a bit outside the original Finnish) Sometimes he greeted me with "You again! What the f*** do you wan't this time?", I thought that was much better than a fake smile and sucking up to customers.
@Bens-Hens
I have a hard time figuring out why your allowed to have loud airplanes and screaming offspring running around, but when a little birdy sings his song everyone gets all riled up. Luckily here, so far all the comments have been "Ah, it sounds so idyllic when he crows." I should add that my better half has forbidden me from expressing my feelings on misbehaved children loudly in the vicinity of their parents. But I'll probably be just as bad once I have a little maggot crawling about myself. (And to be clear, I actually like children, I just don't understand why parents have to go shopping with the whole family after a long day and then they just ignore their screaming five-year-old who really shouldn't be subjected to being dragged around shops in his overtired state. Our German neighbors are an excellent example on disciplined parenting. I've never seen more well behaved children.)
I've been thinking of a way for people to handle rooster complaints. When a neighbor comes up complaining, you just hand them an axe and say "Sure, you can take care of the problem." I'm guessing squeamish city-folk will suddenly have no problem with a bit of a crow. Anonymous complaints to city officials might still be an issue though.