Pet Peeves

[BigBlueHen53]

I'm still trying to imagine someone sneezing hysterically.

 

[nuthatched]

Weird customers...

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Weird customers...
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Hm. I've been called a lot of things ...

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Hm. I've been called a lot of things ...

Seriously. Many years ago, during my wilder days, my son bought me a bottle of Yellowtail wine, with the label, "Smoking Loon." Said it made him think of me. Dear boy.

 

[nuthatched]

1. Hitting your knee so it's bruised and painful.
2. Repeatedly hitting that knee several times a day for weeks.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

1. Hitting your knee so it's bruised and painful.
2. Repeatedly hitting that knee several times a day for weeks.

1. Biting your tongue or cheek.
2. Again. And again. And .. .
3. And when you grab your face and yelp at the dinner table and can't talk, one or more of your loved ones cry out, "what's wrong? Are you okay? What's the matter?" Until you want to get up and go kick them.

 

[nuthatched]

1. Biting your tongue or cheek.
2. Again. And again. And .. .
3. And when you grab your face and yelp at the dinner table and can't talk, one or more of your loved ones cry out, "what's wrong? Are you okay? What's the matter?" Until you want to get up and go kick them.

I'm fine! (kick) how (kick) about (kick) you?! (kick)

 

[ShrekDawg]

Spoiler

When people make another almost identical post because they didn’t get the answers they wanted with the first.

 

[GirlsHuntToo]

1. When someone lets the maple syrup get all over the bottle and doesn't clean it off and I stick my hand in it!

2. When somebody misses the stupid deer at 10 yards!!! How can you do that??

 

[Ursuline Chick]

1. When someone lets the maple syrup get all over the bottle and doesn't clean it off and I stick my hand in it!

2. When somebody misses the stupid deer at 10 yards!!! How can you do that??

Perhaps visual impairment might answer both of your pet peeves.