"Share a Laugh" a Random Posting Thread ~ hosts, Mike & Sally

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What do you call two straight days of rain in Oly, wa



A weekend.
Thats what it's called anywhere in WA or OR
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I heard this on the radio and had to share.

This man was desperate for work so he went to a local zoo and asked for a job. "I'll do anything". He said but was turned away. As he was leaving he was stopped and asked if he ment ANYTHING. Well he needed cash so he said yep. Anything. So they dressed him up in a gorilla suit and told to replace the old gorilla that just passed away that morning. The man spent all day being the best gorilla he could be. Hooting, running around and beating his chest until, right near closing he slipped and fell into the lion pit.
The lion started licking his lips and moving in closer. The poor man, terrified didn't know weather to scream for help or cower in fear hoping the lion left him alone until help arrived. Finally he couldn't stand it any longer and starts crying out for help. "QUIET YOU FOOL. YOU'LL GET US BOTH FIRED!" The lion shoots back.
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