Ok, Alaskan wishes the kingdom to know....that there is no hope left for poor Alaskan.
Alaskan put down the computer, picked up a book.
Alaskan started to read the book.
Alaskan picked up a glass of water, brought it to his mouth, and with a closed mouth, tipped up the glass.
Oddly enough, none of the water entered Alaskan's mouth.....it all dribbled down the shirt and onto the couch.
Does this mean that Alaskan's brain is too badly strained by reading, to be able to drink at the same time?
It is a perplexing riddle, that Alaskan wished to share....