*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Rubber duckie
joy of joys

When I squeeze you,
you make noise

Rubber duckie
you're my very best friend, it's true

 

[drumstick diva]

OKAY BOYS enough is enough. You got extra posts and that's enough. BTW maggots can travel up to your brain & do major damage there. I read about it on BYC though it was about chickens. Why wouldn't they do the same for humans?

 

[Alaskan]

Oh, every day

when I make my way

to the tubby....

I find a little fellow

who's cute and yellow

and chubby!



Rub-a-dub-dubby,

Rubber duckie, you're so fine

And I'm lucky that you're mine

Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you!



Hey, rubber duckie would you like me to scrub your back with my little nifty scrub brush?
You would okay, how's this?
Hey, you want me to scrub behind your ears?
Oh, I see you don't have any ears, do you?
Well, how about your tummy?
Scrub his little duckie tummy
Oh, he's ticklish oh-hoo

Oh, every day when I

make my way to the tubby...

I find a little fellow

who's cute and yellow

and chubby

Rub-a-dub-dubby!

Rubber duckie, you're so fine

And I'm lucky that you're mine

Rubber duckie,
I'd like a whole pond of

Rubber duckie,
I'm awfully fond of you!!!

 

[Alaskan]

0KAY BOYS enough is enough. You got extra posts and that's enough. BTW maggots can travel up to your brain & do major damage there. I read about in on BYC though it was about chickens. Why wouldn't they do the same for humans?

And that is exactly why we are now bathing!

Soap and water are our friends!


(As long as Rubber Duckie is there to hold our hands)

 

[room onthebroom]

Rubber duckie you're the one

You make bath time lots of fun

Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you

I prefer Ernies reggae version, “Do de Duck.”

By the way, what the heck happened here? Nobody told me I’d need mesh covers for the food.

 

[sourland]

Well, here I am in my tubby again

And my tubby's all filled with water

and nice fluffy suds

And I've got my soap

and washcloth

to wash myself

And I've got my nifty scrub brush to help me scrub my back


And I've got a big fluffy towel to dry myself when I'm done

But there's one other thing

that makes tubby time

the very best time

of the whole day

And do you know what that is?

It's a very special friend of mine

my very favorite little pal

Strange, truly strange.

 

[sourland]

Strange, truly strange.

And might I add troubling, truly troubling. You need to see an ears/eyes/nose/brain guy. I think you are suffering a maggot infestation.

 

[Alaskan]

No maggot infestation I tell ya!

Because I am clean! I am bathing.


Splish splash, I was taking a bath

Long about a Saturday night, yeah

A rub dub, just relaxing in the tub

Thinking everything was alright...

 

[bluesub]

Well Ernie, at least you are clean...

 

[sourland]

Well Ernie, at least you are clean...

'Al' is that your name ?