Things you wish you could say

[CSAchook]

Me three

Except she said BLOODY meat, not microwaved

 

[Painted Calls]

Except she said BLOODY meat, not microwaved

Chef Mike

 

[ShrekDawg]

Except she said BLOODY meat, not microwaved

Chef Mike

I can’t breathe!!! Literally LOLing

 

[Ruby Rogue]

I can’t breathe!!! Literally LOLing

 

[ShrekDawg]

What!?

 

[aart]

Redacted

Right, by a total absence of self awareness and lots of denial.

 

[Painted Calls]

If you can't have roosters, don't buy straight run chicks and get upset when some turn out to be cockerels.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

If you can't have roosters, don't buy straight run chicks and get upset when some turn out to be cockerels.

And don't keep illegal roosters and then get mad when you get caught.

 

[Chuckie chicken]

And don't keep illegal roosters and then get mad when you get caught.

And if you get caught, don't try to outrun the cops in a 1984 Chevy Citation.

 

[ChickenCanoe]

And if you get caught, don't try to outrun the cops in a 1984 Chevy Citation.

I only tried to outrun the cops once. It was a 1963 Ford Galaxie with no muffler.
And I got away.