Things you wish you could say

[RUNuts]

Say NO to SOMEBODY every day.

No, I don't have to and you can't make me.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

No, I don't have to and you can't make me.

Reminds me of the most libertarian lines I've heard in a movie, from Cider House Rules.
Our hero has decided to remain in Maine for the winter and one of the itinerant farm workers he is friends with shouts "Don't freeze Homer." Another worker shouts "Don't tell him what to do. You freeze if you want to Homer."

 

[electrycmonk]

Say NO to SOMEBODY every day.

I know what ya mean. No way it’s gonna come out in the wash. No time like the present.

 

[Sally PB]

Your chickens need more room.

You do not need more chickens.

 

[aart]

Your chickens need more room.

You do not need more chickens.

You can, and should say that

 

[getaclue]

Why didn't you start asking for help a week ago, when you first noticed this condition?

 

[Sally PB]

Why didn't you all listen when I said that if we didn't work late last week or one day on the weekend, this project was going to turn in to a CF by Wednesday?

And now it's Wednesday and we have a major problem.

 

[Isadora]

 

[nuthatched]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[cheepteach]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

my mother always said that!