Things you wish you could say

[Ponypoor]

All in one place?

I was about to ask that haha!

 

[Nabiki]

I kind of suck really bad at doing contests.

I don't have a PFM now, but I managed to have one for like 3 years just on contest winnings. Mostly the article writing contests. My first 6 months was a gift from someone that I never did find out who they were.

 

[AMM10]

I wish I could say it was my fault.

Sure AF wasn’t mine this time.

Hell, I wasn’t even supposed to be here today.

 

[Ponypoor]

Going to bed at 11 and getting up at 4:30 is FUN!

That’s my life but I am I at 4am - clean stalls, feed chickens go to work come home do more chores….

 

[Ponypoor]

I am building up the courage to answer a spam call that isn't a recording and say.
" Jack's bar and grill, you kill em': we grill em'! What are you hankering' for today?"

Any other ideas for answering spam calls in a hilarious way???

Good morning Ontario Provincial Police please state your emergency.

Yep I have answered that way. They hang up fast!

 

[Ponypoor]

I wish I could say ‘leave if you don’t like it here and it’s not up to your standards’…

Oh, wait, never mind I did say that

 

[GirlsHuntToo]

Good morning Ontario Provincial Police please state your emergency.

Yep I have answered that way. They hang up fast!

Love that!

 

[tripletfeb]

Same!!! Def won’t do cricket protein powder lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

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Oh wow!!! Thanks!!!

 

[azurbanclucker]

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Be careful with this one. While technically correct it's not telling the whole story. No major US foods brand is doing this. All the players are bespoke small companies who are currently flying under the radar as "health food" to avoid FDA scrutiny. Due to the risk of allergic reaction (similar to shellfsh allergies) adoption is going to be very slow (or nonexistent) in the states outside of niche consumers. Also because of the allergen risk, foods will have to be very clearly labeled and follow FDA regs. A lot of the "fact checker" websites are "actively researching" this right now so hard data is scarce (evern the FDA website has basically nothing). Having said that, IMO it's another reason to take this with a very heavy grain of salt. If your Oreos have crickets in them, you're gonna know.