What is this chicken thinking?

[neophyte17]

"Mum told us to stop fighting and "cool our heels".  Do you think this is a little over-reactive?"

Lol

 

[neophyte17]

Dude, this is so not cool.


How embarrassing.  Hey dog!  You tell anybody about this and you'll be a dead dog!
Too late, man.  Look over there. She's got a camera.


Alright, here's the plan.  You pretend you're hurt, and when she tries to help you I'll grab
the camera.  We'll deal with the dog later.

Too funny!

 

[scratch'n'peck]

My two roosters started to fight each other and when they jumped up to do their "ninja kick" they both landed in the dogs bucket of water and could not get out. That will teach them not ti fight....yeah right...til next time

Rooster B: This is all your fault.
Rooster Op: Dude, you started it.
Rooster B: So how do we get out of here now?
Rooster Op: Mom, put down that camera and help us out.

 

[neophyte17]

Rooster B:  This is all your fault.
Rooster Op: Dude, you started it.
Rooster B:  So how do we get out of here now?
Rooster Op:  Mom, put down that camera and help us out.

Lol. That's my two rascals

 

[theoldchick]

 

[DuckRaiser]

I saw you, you-ate nuggets, and they were CHICKEN

 

[cackleberrycam]

 

[DuckRaiser]

(Oh my goshXD)

You know how you said tomorrow you are having CHICKEN??? Well, today, WE'RE having human.

 

[theoldchick]

Don't do that! You'll peck your eye out!

 

[bluedragonfire]

Excuuuuuse me? I do NOT have a big beak!!!