What's the funniest joke that you know?

[ashyechidna]

Any jokes can be posted here

 

[ilovemybabychickies]

Hello!

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

they make up everything!

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

All they say is "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

 

[ilovemybabychickies]

https://www.thedodo.com/dodowell/chicken-jokes

 

[Smokerbill]

This is one I made up when I was in grade school.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Atch

Atch Who?

Gesundheit

 

[ashyechidna]

Hello!

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

they make up everything!

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

All they say is "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

XD

 

[ashyechidna]

This is one I made up when I was in grade school.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Atch

Atch Who?

Gesundheit

I used to say that to my friend a lot lmao- childhood nostalgia.