Ron Paul. xD
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Now that picture makes sense...
newt's head even looks like a moon
I was about to say the same thing. The guy has even sworn to reduce the presidential salary!
Speaking of which, I got 100% Ron Paul. Perry was second, with 36%, and Romney was third. I trust none of the candidates except Paul. I'm disappointed, however, that none of the questions related to the Federal Reserve, which, IMO, is a very important issue, and one of the areas where Paul and Gingrich overlap.
Random Paul-related humor that all can appreciate, even those who despise him. Chuck Norris turns green with envy.
Fact #1 - Ron Paul has X-ray vision, but doesn't use it as that would be an invasion of privacy.
Fact #2 - Ron Paul can time travel, but doesn't do it because it's unconstitutional.
Fact #3 - Ron Paul can't do yoga - his positions never change.
Fact #4 - Ron Paul doesn't just cut spending - he issues a letter of marque and reprisal and has it hunted down and killed.
Fact #5 - Ron Paul can make oil and water mix, but doesn't, because he believes in liberty for all, even oil and water.