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why did the scarecrow get a trophy?They get pretty bad!
Due to my incredibly small brain cell count I tend to find stupid things incredibly hilarious.
Behold, Dad Jokes.
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Good Morning. Some of you know I often like to do a deep dive into historical topics. This is about a country dear to me and I miss being able to travel there.
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
A witch...she's a witch! No. Wait. She's a duck!How to determine the sex of an ant.
Drop the ant in a glass of water.
-If it sinks it is a girl ant.
-If it floats it is .....