Open Contest May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[muddy75]

I don't mind them. (I'm retired )

I haven’t worked in 6 months and Mondays are still awful……I feel like I should be doing something productive

 

[BantyChooks]

I haven’t worked in 6 months and Mondays are still awful……I feel like I should be doing something productive

Ditto. Due to visa restrictions, I legally can’t work at the moment. It’s not as great as it sounds.

 

[muddy75]

Ditto. Due to visa restrictions, I legally can’t work at the moment. It’s not as great as it sounds.

I could get used to it if there wasn’t a cashflow problem

 

[BantyChooks]

I could get used to it if there wasn’t a cashflow problem

Yep, exactly. Now, if I was getting paid to sit on my @$$, that would be a different story.

 

[RadEggs]

This is the tamest image I could find that explains the question.
(Feel free to pass.)

Spoiler: Caution

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In 1400's Romania Vlad and his brother, sons of the ruler were kidnapped by forces of the Ottoman Empire (Turks) and raised to be soldiers. Vlad escaped and returned to become leader of his country but his brother remained loyal to the Turks.
With the Ottomans advancing and unable to get help from the rest of Europe, Vlad began a scorched earth, terror defense which included impaled prisoners, lepers etc. to impress and demoralize the invaders.

I meant how they are literally part of the shelves. Sorry, that was confusing.

 

[kikiruru]

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Reminds me of a true story that happened to me working in a family owned store

Summer of 1980
I was a size 12 bell bottom pants that covered my shoes and wearing about 4 inche platform sandals

Fall of 1980
I was a size 14 petite pants and flat shoes

Customer's : what happened to that girl that worked here this past summer

Me: oh that was me

Customer’s : oh no honey she was tall and skinny and you are short and fat

 

[tripletfeb]

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Facts

 

[LilFinnGirl]

I may have gone a little quackers…

 

[muddy75]

Rainy day blues today

 

[LilFinnGirl]

Rainy day blues today

Never fun to have a dreary Monday