Open Contest May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[Daddyfeathers]

 

[Tattersail]

Did I post this before? If so, it was my doppelganger. Feel free to delete this then - she always likes to get the jump on me.

 

[Antiocheggers]

 

[Nabiki]

Oh, the irony.

 

[Alexandra Runner]

There are few things scarier than seeing an ant in your shower ...










After just watching Antman.

 

[Nabiki]

There are few things scarier than seeing an ant in your shower ...










After just watching Antman.

Sorry, but the cockroaches in Hawaii are scarier. Even after watching Antman. Those things are big enough to carry you off in your sleep.

One of my most vivid memories is taking a shower, stepping back to rinse my hair, and feeling/hearing *crunch* from under my heel. I think they heard my scream on the mainland.

 

[El Padre eGGers]

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

'Supplies!'

 

[MamaPoult]

 

[MamaPoult]

YES!!!

 

[casportpony]