Human..."Awwwww, you adorable, little hatchling!
How do I love thee?
I will provide you a safe, comfortable coop.
You'll have cool, fresh clean water & shade in the summer.
I will shovel paths for you in the winter snow.
You'll get mealworms, watermelon, cabbage, corn on the cob & squash in addition to nutritious feed.
I will greet & visit with you every day, bringing hugs, talking to you, maybe even singing you songs.
You'll be my favorite gardening buddy.
I will write stories about you & post your photos on BYC."
Chick..."And All I gotta do is look cute & lay some eggs? Sounds like a pretty good deal to me! Mama, I'm home!"
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