Mother Duck: Honey, you can't ride the horse without your hat.
This duck: Well, mother? Can I go now?
Mother Duck: Didn't have to be that fancy but okay. Out you pop.
I know my hat is awesome stop complaining. This is a very rare hat so here are the rules
1. Don't even think for a second on wearing or touching my hat
2. No bedazzling it
3. Many people hate my hat because of its color so please no hate even if you do hate it
4. For horse riding and other safety measures only
5. The only time I'm not wearing this is wearing Hazmat
I'm a super duck and this hat is my life.