"Darn kids...bugged me all summer to go, I really shoulda known better than to ride the log flume with them. Or at least had the sense to bring a spare change of clothes. Ain't nothin worse than walkin around soggy all day."
"I was supposed to be getting all snazzy for my hot date tonight...you know, be a Dapper Dan? I'm not sure what happened, I'm feeling more Damp than Dapper."