Hiiiii!! As your parole officer, I thought I'd pop by to let you know something about the new site. Private Messages are now called Conversations, Posts are now called Messages, and Subscribing to threads is now called watching. Speaking of, you may need to go repost on threads to subscribe. If you have any more questions, there's a nice looking old lady down the hall you can feel free to ask! Au revoir!
I've seen plenty of movies with Iron Man in it to know who this "random celebrity dude" is, though I haven't actually seen the Iron Man movies.
So I won't sue you (yet).