Give it a jar of marshmallow fluff. It will shut it up, and make it hyper inside. Not destructive, just annoying. 😎 (I have never done this to a neighbor's dog, but I have done it to a sibling's dog. Payback's a motherclucker.)
(And obviously do not do it too often. Fluff is not healthy. But...
Man, I wish I had been terminated that way. I got a face-to-face sit down and laughed the whole time making very corny, annoying jokes because why not? It is not like I would get another chance to annoy the crap out of HR. 😂
Yup. The only people I MeeTime because I cannot physically see them at any time soon. People from work and family can see me whenever. Heck, I like to walk down to work special to annoy the crap out of our bartender who looks suspiciously like an undercover cop. 🤣