➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

Right? This 37 thing is nonsense and I'd like a refund please.

Wait! There are refunds??? Sign me up.

 

[ShrekDawg]

20 year olds always think 35 and up is old. They're just silly young-uns. We know better.

LOL honestly true I’m afraid!

Thought I'd dredge that one up for ya

Right? This 37 thing is nonsense and I'd like a refund please.

Looks like you’re just passed the refund date but we could do an exchange for a newer model

A murder. A group of crows is called a murder.

Alright, I will have a murder of crow thieves then.

But I still think army implies bigger numbers.

 

[HeartsDelight]

Wait! There are refunds??? Sign me up.

I said I'd *like* a refund... haven't actually gotten one yet, no one will honor the warranty my faulty flesh suit came with. Some nonsense about all sales as-is.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Wait! There are refunds??? Sign me up.

I think I need one too. I think I got a defective model.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I said I'd *like* a refund... haven't actually gotten one yet, no one will honor the warranty my faulty flesh suit came with. Some nonsense about all sales as-is.

Darn!

 

[HeartsDelight]

I will take a full body transplant in a heartbeat. This chronic pain nonsense is... well not even for the birds, I wouldn't wish this on any beings! Can't we just have our sci-fi promised brain in a jar setups yet?

 

[Conan]

I said I'd *like* a refund... haven't actually gotten one yet, no one will honor the warranty my faulty flesh suit came with. Some nonsense about all sales as-is.

Time to shop for a new sleeve. Gotta pay for those upgrades, though. Those perky bits aren't cheap!

 

[BantyChooks]

Time to shop for a new sleeve. Gotta pay for those upgrades, though. Those perky bits aren't cheap!

They're overrated. Put the money into a good shock absorbing system instead.

 

[Conan]

I will take a full body transplant in a heartbeat. This chronic pain nonsense is... well not even for the birds, I wouldn't wish this on any beings! Can't we just have our sci-fi promised brain in a jar setups yet?

Ah, yes. The future that Futurama promised us. Matt Groening has some splaining to do.

 

[Conan]

They're overrated. Put the money into a good shock absorbing system instead.

To cushion the fall?