A POEM FOR ALL CHICKEN LOVERS !!! A MUST READ DELIGHT :)

[chanelle]

All I Need To Know In Life I Learned From My Hens
-Thank you for permission to share such a cute poem!

Wake up early, stay busy, rest when you need to, but always stay alert.
Visit your favorite places each day.
Scratch out a living.
Routine is good.
Plump is good.
Don't ponder your purpose in life - your brain is too small.
Accept the pecking order and know your enemies.
Weed your garden.
Protect your children fiercely - sit on them if you need to.
Take them for walks, show them the little things and talk constantly.
Make a nice nest. Share it with friends.
Brag on your accomplishments.
Don't count your chicks before they hatch.
Protect your nest egg.
Test your wings once in awhile.
Squawk when necessary.
As you age, demand respect.
Leave a little something for those who care about you.
Chase butterflies

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

LOL awesome, can i post one..?

 

[chanelle]

lol absolutely

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

lol


Being loud means you get attention
Cleansliness is being perfect
Head hen will kill you if you step out of line
Turkeys are annoying
Scratching means food and lots of bugs
Kids need to be pecked on the top of their head to be put in line
If a cockeral breeds with you kill him
If a rooster breeds with you kill him
If a hen thinks shes higher on the pecking order kill her


LOL, its based off of our chickies

 

[chanelle]

Smiling I thought so

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

lol, yours was funny too, and very correct

 

[Gerbil]

Awww, that was sweet!
And applicable to my Silkies, however our Orps more or less follow CBL's.

 

[lidy banny woo]

Here is one...

Never roost on an electric fence.
Kill spiders.
Always respect the patriarch whether or not he's had to maim you yet.
Kill some more spiders.
Never mount a hen with sickle feathers.
Continue killing spiders.
Always dust after every meal.
Kill spiders.
Only date farm boys.
Kill alot of spiders.
Talk in some kind of morse code.
Get amply rewarded by your arachniphobic poultrimen.

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

LOL!!

 

[lidy banny woo]

LOL!!

this is lidy, hi