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[Kiki]

There was also McDonald's Mike.

She broke it off with him too, thank goodness.

I couldn't think of his name.

 

[HappyClucker7]

It's a long story but the short version is Kelsey used to go to the gas station each day to buy a pint of ice cream to eat.
The guy that worked there was named Dan.


She should not be eating pints of ice cream each day which is why I don't want her going to the gas station.

So, are you all like her long-distance fitness coaches?

 

[Kiki]

So, are you all like her long-distance fitness coaches?

Are you drunk this morning?

 

[Brooks_]

Are you drunk this morning?

Well, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

 

[Painted Calls]

Are you drunk this morning?

Just say no!

 

[Painted Calls]

I couldn't think of his name.

I don't know if that's his name. She never found the courage to ask.

Therefore I dubbed him McDonald's Mike.

 

[Kiki]

TheDawg doesn't do coaching... I thought everyone knew that.

 

[HappyClucker7]

Are you drunk this morning?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Y’all have me rolling

 

[duluthralphie]

Y’all have me rolling

Careful, you mix rolling and

And you get