BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[Sally PB]

I not only have two left feet, I have 10 left big toes.

 

[Molpet]

 

[Molpet]

 

[Molpet]

 

[ValerieJ]

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My brain just wakes up and says, "hey let's get up for a while. Isn't this great that we're both awake in the middle of the night??"

 

[janiedoe]

My brain just wakes up and says, "hey let's get up for a while. Isn't this great that we're both awake in the middle of the night??"

You're my kind of people. ️

 

[AntiqueB]

My brain did that to me last night!

 

[Sally PB]

My bladder wakes me up saying, "You know, you might just possibly need to pee. Just a dribble, but really, you should get up and go."

Works every single time.

 

[janiedoe]

My bladder wakes me up saying, "You know, you might just possibly need to pee. Just a dribble, but really, you should get up and go."

Works every single time.

I get that!
I have a ritual:
Get up, get a drink of water, apply lip balm, pee, wash hands, apply hand lotion, get another drink of water, reapply lip blam, go back to bed.
My brain starts to wonder if I need to pee out those two sips of water- repeat.

 

[pennyJo1960]

Pee allot more as a old lady, Wakes me.