chicken jokes

[chickenlover8969]

I am working on a joke book with only chicken jokes. Please post your favorite chicken jokes or ones you come up with.

 

[Debbie292d]

My hubby told me this one a couple of days ago.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan!

I groaned.

 

[AidKD]

Not a joke, but a funny saying.

Wicked chickens get deviled eggs.

Here's a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BAWCAUSE!

 

[FrostRanger]

I got a few
I told my chicken Sage, that even though she's skittish, I still think she's a good egg
Did you hear about the hen who took up farming? She had a bumper crop of eggplants
Why are chickens good chefs? They have impeckable tastes
Why do hens sing the egg song? They're so eggcited they have to sing

Picture of the skittish Sage. Pet her with your eyes, not your hands please xD

 

[chickenlover8969]

I got a few
I told my chicken Sage, that even though she's skittish, I still think she's a good egg
Did you hear about the hen who took up farming? She had a bumper crop of eggplants
Why are chickens good chefs? They have impeckable tastes
Why do hens sing the egg song? They're so eggcited they have to sing

Picture of the skittish Sage. Pet her with your eyes, not your hands please xD

those are funny thanks for posting

 

[TooCheep]

Stole this from another site:

 

[chickenlover8969]

Stole this from another site:

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I swear the little kids come up with the best Thanks for replying

 

[GirlsHuntToo]

This isn't a chicken joke but thought I would share.
What was Papa Johns first born son's name?
Little Caesar

 

[ChickenFeeds]

Why did the chicken run across the road?
Because she couldn’t fly

Why did the chicken cross the amusement park?
To get to the other ride

Why did the cat cross the road?
Because the chicken had a laser pointer

 

[chickenlover8969]

Why did the chicken run across the road?
Because she couldn’t fly

Why did the chicken cross the amusement park?
To get to the other ride

Why did the cat cross the road?
Because the chicken had a laser pointer

I love the lazer pointer one