Cracked Chicken (Christmas) Carols and Poems

[GreenJay]

We have a year to come up with more broken carols. I’m making a pm.

sounds good! I'll put that little voice in my head back to work!

 

[2ndTink]

It's that time of year again!!!!!!!

 

[OldManDan]

I just found this thread, I was going to put it in a separate thread, but here's my take on Jingle Bells:
(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Chicken chicks,
Chicken chicks,
Chickens all the way!
O what fun it is to play
With a chick - en today, hey!

Chicken chicks,
Chicken chicks,
Chickens all the way!
O what fun it is to play
With a chick - en today.

Opening the coop,
The chickens all run out
How happy they all are
Clucking all the way

Scratching at the ground
Pecking as they go
What fun it is to watch and sing
A chicken song today.

Chicken chicks,
Chicken chicks,
Chickens all the way!
O what fun it is to play
With a chick - en today.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Oh my, I forgot about this!

 

[2ndTink]

Oh my, I forgot about this!

I had too until a few weeks ago. It was a good one last year.