Dad Jokes😂

[talkinboutchickens]

OHHH WAIT WHEN YOU PRESS ON IT IT UN-BLURS???

For a sec I thought the punchlines were inappropriate! lol

 

[tlcmurphy]

For a sec I thought the punchlines were inappropriate! lol

Well some of them might be

 

[Barbours]

They get pretty bad!

Due to my incredibly small brain cell count I tend to find stupid things incredibly hilarious.

Behold, Dad Jokes.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?????

When it becomes apparent

 

[Barbours]

This is more of a dark joke but my friend told me it and I liked it


So I bought my friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He told me it was the most violent book he's ever read.

 

[Barbours]

What kinda cat should you never trust???
A cheeta

 

[Barbours]

Why should you never trust stairs????
Cause they're always up to something

 

[Hayden Goseek]

(Sorry if I posted this one the other day. It is a true story though.)
My daughter was making chili and I was going to the store to get things including cheese. I told her I was going back to block cheese because we needed to make America grate again.

 

[Squawkers]

(Sorry if I posted this one the other day. It is a true story though.)
My daughter was making chili and I was going to the store to get things including cheese. I told her I was going back to block cheese because we needed to make America grate again.

I’m not a dad, just following, but my dad did did that exact same thing to me

 

[tlcmurphy]

(Sorry if I posted this one the other day. It is a true story though.)
My daughter was making chili and I was going to the store to get things including cheese. I told her I was going back to block cheese because we needed to make America grate again.

Oh lord, literally a Dad joke

 

[Hayden Goseek]

- They told me you have tattoos all over your back and upper arms.

- Yes. And sometimes when people are sad I let them color them in.

-Why would you do that?

_Sometimes people just need a shoulder to crayon.