Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Actual headline.

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[ShrekDawg]

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard!?

A barber!!!!

 

[janiedoe]

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard!?

A barber!!!!

y

 

[NC_Quail]

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard!?

A barber!!!!

I don’t know why, but I didn’t see that coming.

 

[ShrekDawg]

y

Perfect for here

 

[ShrekDawg]

I don’t know why, but I didn’t see that coming.

Perfect!

 

[ShrekDawg]

There once was a king who was 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I used to sell security systems door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

 

[Chicken_tiger_catt]

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as a disabled person, this has to be both the funniest and most horrifying joke here.