Dad Jokes😂

[ShrekDawg]

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

 

[Chicken_tiger_catt]

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Lol.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater. It’s okay though, it still saved me money.

 

[ShrekDawg]

What does a Jedi on a diet eat for dessert?

Only One Cannoli.




Btw… originally it said budget but that’s odd lol diet makes way more sense

 

[ShrekDawg]

When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!


Why were the apple and orange all alone?

Because the banana split!


Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!


Stole the below one from @EmmaRainboe lol

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Just hold its nose!

And took these from another thread. Thought they were hilarious. I don’t remember who wrote them or I’d credit them lol

Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I just bought a new smart TV. It doesn’t let me watch reality shows.

 

[notabitail]

I just bought a new smart TV. It doesn’t let me watch reality shows.

And that is why I like dumb TVs.

 

[ShrekDawg]

And that is why I like dumb TVs.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I like my new job running really small fundraisers. It just makes cents.