*cough*Alright, here goes because I obviously have been collecting a list from my brain over the last few days.
Here's a more lighthearted one for those of you that can't think about writing something coherent today and would rather think about fluffy unicorns and shimmery rainbows.
Prompt: Use the word "fluffy" 28 times in your writing. And no, it cannot be a 28-word paragraph with "fluffy fluffy fluffy. fluffy, fluffy fluffy -" etc.
I did it
Dandelion Puff and Rainbow Muffin were prancing together in the magical meadow.
“Oh isn't it great to be a unicorn!” Rainbow Muffin Winnyed.
“It is indeed, my friend!” Squealed Dandelion Puff.
Round and round they pranced in the magical meadow.
“Oh, Dandelion Puff!” Rainbow Muffin snorted. “Do you see the butterflies?!”
“I do indeed, my friend!” Squealed Dandelion Puff.
Round and round they pranced in the magical meadow.
“Oh my!” neighed Rainbow Muffin. “I see a plane, do you?”
“I do indeed, my friend” Dandelion Puff squealed.
“It is pulling a great big banner with great big words on it!” Winnyed Rainbow Muffin. “Do you know what it says?”
“I do indeed, my friend” Squealed Dandelion Puff. “It says, “I LOVE being a third wheel. It's so fun. This isn't sarcasm. Definitely not.”
“My my!” Rainbow muffin nickered. “What fun!”
And round and round they pranced in the magical meadow.