Granny's gone and done it again

Soo, Post man always rings twice. I was in my nighty , robert was still in bed . Beep beep . I go to the door and he is standing there with this big box I am hiding behind the little weeping tree and let me tell you, I need more tree. I said hold on and I will get the mail for you. I said do you have time to get me a stamp ? He started fussing about he has to be places at certain times. bla . I said ok, never mind. I will do it later. He walks UP the porch, looks me up and down, grins and said I got all the time in the world. I went in the house and told Tom go take this to him . He said you can go. I dont know what he wants. LOL He wants to look at me thats what he wants ! He said , your covered. So I got mad at tom and took the money out there and the guy gives me a stamp and is just standing there then he starts talking about my nails should be able to take the backing off the stamp no problem and on and on . I came in and tom said I thought he was in a hurry. I said Not with the sun shining through this rag I am wearing he wasnt. :smackYes, same mailman as before.
Some men get stupid easily. Just use it to your own advantage? Let them either learn or stay stupid.
 
Some men get stupid easily. Just use it to your own advantage? Let them either learn or stay stupid.
its a well known fact all the blood leaves their brain and heads to their pants and when that happens their brain dead.
 
Soo, Post man always rings twice. I was in my nighty , robert was still in bed . Beep beep . I go to the door and he is standing there with this big box I am hiding behind the little weeping tree and let me tell you, I need more tree. I said hold on and I will get the mail for you. I said do you have time to get me a stamp ? He started fussing about he has to be places at certain times. bla . I said ok, never mind. I will do it later. He walks UP the porch, looks me up and down, grins and said I got all the time in the world. I went in the house and told Tom go take this to him . He said you can go. I dont know what he wants. LOL He wants to look at me thats what he wants ! He said , your covered. So I got mad at tom and took the money out there and the guy gives me a stamp and is just standing there then he starts talking about my nails should be able to take the backing off the stamp no problem and on and on . I came in and tom said I thought he was in a hurry. I said Not with the sun shining through this rag I am wearing he wasnt. :smackYes, same mailman as before.
You did your good turn for the day
 

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