Granny's gone and done it again

[ShrekDawg]

LOL

 

[Rambling Iris]

We just got home from Pa's doctor appointment. He went to take a nap. Everything is fine with his thyroid, nodules are not growing. Doctor said not to worry about them. One less thing to worry about. Hope everyone is having a good day. Granny rest while you can and take care of yourself.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

why the tears? You want one? I do!!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

We just got home from Pa's doctor appointment. He went to take a nap. Everything is fine with his thyroid, nodules are not growing. Doctor said not to worry about them. One less thing to worry about. Hope everyone is having a good day. Granny rest while you can and take care of yourself.

 

[pertnear09]

We just got home from Pa's doctor appointment. He went to take a nap. Everything is fine with his thyroid, nodules are not growing. Doctor said not to worry about them. One less thing to worry about. Hope everyone is having a good day. Granny rest while you can and take care of yourself.

Good report on Larry. Thanks Iris. I trust you're doing good also.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

11 lionheads. less then a day old? I thought they were born naked? @CapricornFarm

 

[ShrekDawg]

why the tears? You want one? I do!!

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying lol

 

[Granny Hatchet]

An elderly farmer decided to head into town to catch a movie. As he approached the ticket booth, the attendant noticed something unusual perched on his shoulder.
“Sir,” the attendant asked, raising an eyebrow, “what’s that on your shoulder?”
The farmer beamed proudly. “That’s my pet rooster, Chuckie. He goes everywhere with me.”
The attendant shook his head apologetically. “I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t allow animals in the theater—not even a pet rooster.”
Not one to be easily discouraged, the farmer walked around the corner, tucked Chuckie discreetly into his pants, zipped up, and returned to buy his ticket. He made his way inside and found a seat right between two elderly ladies named Mildred and Marge.
As the movie started, Chuckie grew restless. The farmer, wanting his feathery friend to enjoy the film too, unzipped his pants just enough for Chuckie to poke his head out.
A few minutes later, Mildred leaned over to Marge, whispering cautiously, “Marge… I think the man next to me is acting a bit odd.”
Marge glanced over. “Why do you say that?”
“Well,” Mildred whispered, “he just unzipped his pants, and… something’s sticking out.”
Marge snorted softly. “Oh, Mildred, at our age, we’ve seen it all. Nothing surprises me anymore.”
Mildred sighed. “I thought so too… but this one is eating my popcorn!”

 

[Granny Hatchet]

 

[lovesfarms]

An elderly farmer decided to head into town to catch a movie. As he approached the ticket booth, the attendant noticed something unusual perched on his shoulder.
“Sir,” the attendant asked, raising an eyebrow, “what’s that on your shoulder?”
The farmer beamed proudly. “That’s my pet rooster, Chuckie. He goes everywhere with me.”
The attendant shook his head apologetically. “I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t allow animals in the theater—not even a pet rooster.”
Not one to be easily discouraged, the farmer walked around the corner, tucked Chuckie discreetly into his pants, zipped up, and returned to buy his ticket. He made his way inside and found a seat right between two elderly ladies named Mildred and Marge.
As the movie started, Chuckie grew restless. The farmer, wanting his feathery friend to enjoy the film too, unzipped his pants just enough for Chuckie to poke his head out.
A few minutes later, Mildred leaned over to Marge, whispering cautiously, “Marge… I think the man next to me is acting a bit odd.”
Marge glanced over. “Why do you say that?”
“Well,” Mildred whispered, “he just unzipped his pants, and… something’s sticking out.”
Marge snorted softly. “Oh, Mildred, at our age, we’ve seen it all. Nothing surprises me anymore.”
Mildred sighed. “I thought so too… but this one is eating my popcorn!”
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Hungry pecker?