Hi
Granny's gone and done it again
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Mother nature is drunk. Pouring buckets and its not melting the old snow. icicles are huge 36 right now and high of 43 today then snow tomorrow.
Supposed to snow tonight and then rain all day tomorrow lol
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just backwards of ours
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I need to find something to eat. BBL
Oh wow
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Thank you!yes, not sure why this didn't quote yesterday. I'm having problems here too. It was UI not responding on FB and ARK here
Its a cross. I took his softeners away last week
OMG He is worse than a 2 yr old. He ends up with it everywhere.
Good to see you back.
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And now here at 3pm we have heavy fog.
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A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and headed to the checkout counter. The cashier looked at her and said, "I’m sorry, but we can’t sell you cat food without proof that you actually have a cat. Management says some elderly people buy it to eat, so we need to make sure it’s for your pet."
Frustrated, the little old lady went home, grabbed her cat, and brought it back to the store. Satisfied, the cashier sold her the cat food.
The next day, she returned to buy two cans of dog food. Again, the cashier stopped her. "I’m sorry, but we can’t sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. Management has the same concerns about dog food."
Annoyed but determined, the little old lady went home, brought her dog back to the store, and was finally allowed to buy the dog food.
On the third day, she came back carrying a small box with a hole in the lid. She approached the same cashier and said, "Stick your finger in this hole."
The cashier hesitated. "No way! What if there’s a snake or something dangerous in there?"
The little old lady reassured her. "I promise, there’s nothing in this box that can hurt you."
Reluctantly, the cashier stuck her finger into the hole, then quickly pulled it back out, wrinkling her nose. "That smells like crap!" she exclaimed.
The little old lady smiled. "It is. Now, I’d like to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with old people.
Frustrated, the little old lady went home, grabbed her cat, and brought it back to the store. Satisfied, the cashier sold her the cat food.
The next day, she returned to buy two cans of dog food. Again, the cashier stopped her. "I’m sorry, but we can’t sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. Management has the same concerns about dog food."
Annoyed but determined, the little old lady went home, brought her dog back to the store, and was finally allowed to buy the dog food.
On the third day, she came back carrying a small box with a hole in the lid. She approached the same cashier and said, "Stick your finger in this hole."
The cashier hesitated. "No way! What if there’s a snake or something dangerous in there?"
The little old lady reassured her. "I promise, there’s nothing in this box that can hurt you."
Reluctantly, the cashier stuck her finger into the hole, then quickly pulled it back out, wrinkling her nose. "That smells like crap!" she exclaimed.
The little old lady smiled. "It is. Now, I’d like to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with old people.
Nomadicus
Chicken Wrangler
High risk wind threat now. A dangerous 78°. We are on the southern edge of a really bad weather system. This just snuck up on us. Going out to run coops before it gets bad.
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