Granny's gone and done it again

[Nomadicus]

I will have a chaperone so I'll be reminded no brooder available at the moment.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I will have a chaperone so I'll be reminded no brooder available at the moment.

Awww darn! Then NO! LOL

 

[Nomadicus]

Awww darn! Then NO! LOL

Well then you need to be on your best behavior too even if it is no fun!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Well then you need to be on your best behavior too even if it is no fun!

I will! LOL I’m not going anywhere today so no trouble to be had. Unless I go on Amazon but NO LOL

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Morning all, I need to go hunt my sweater. I'm freezing! I slept almost 8 hours. Haven't done that in a long while. Poor Fawn is feeling left out. She goes to bed w/Robert but he doesn't go to sleep til 3-5am. She is at my door crying every morning. If I let her in she will have to be crated.
Boys will go grocery shopping today and I am at a complete loss for what to buy for meals. So far its hamburgers and hot dogs. BBL

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Morning all, I need to go hunt my sweater. I'm freezing! I slept almost 8 hours. Haven't done that in a long while. Poor Fawn is feeling left out. She goes to bed w/Robert but he doesn't go to sleep til 3-5am. She is at my door crying every morning. If I let her in she will have to be crated.
Boys will go grocery shopping today and I am at a complete loss for what to buy for meals. So far its hamburgers and hot dogs. BBL

And the suggestion window is closed. They just left. Were gonna starve.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Why do people say,
"Tuna Fish sandwich"
Yet nobody says
"Chicken Bird sandwich."

 

[Granny Hatchet]

One morning, seventy-five-year-old Marvin arrives at work and is promptly reminded by his secretary that today is his wife’s birthday.
At lunch, he heads to the mall in search of the perfect gift. But as he browses, he realizes that after all these years, his wife has everything she could possibly need. Just as he’s about to give up, he passes a lingerie store and has an idea—his wife has never owned anything like this before!
Determined to make her feel young and beautiful, Marvin walks in and tells the sales clerk, “Give me the most expensive, sheerest negligee you’ve got—and wrap it up fancy.”
With his exciting purchase in hand, Marvin rushes home. Finding his wife in the kitchen, he hands her the package and says, “Go upstairs, unwrap this, and put it on. I’ll wait down here.”
His wife, touched by the gesture, takes the gift and heads to the bedroom. When she opens the box, she’s surprised—it’s so sheer it’s practically invisible! She thinks for a moment, then decides to really surprise Marvin. Why bother with the negligee at all? She leaves it on the bed and confidently walks downstairs stark naked.
“Marvin,” she calls out, “come to the hallway and take a look!”
Marvin steps out, looks up at his wife standing at the top of the stairs, and gasps. Then he shakes his head and mutters, “All that money… and they didn’t even iron it.”

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Theres a new housekeeper here. I forgot she was coming. Guess what, Shes pregnant. 4 months along.

 

[lovesfarms]

I was driving DH new truck ( less then a year old) and couldn't go faster then 5 mph. I'm sitting 30 miles away at the garage after getting it towed. It's still under warranty. Second tow in less then a year.