Here's a new one ,OMG what next (update on page 6)

[IHeartChickens]

"Quick Fred Activate the invisible chicken forcefield!"

 

[Maddhatter]

I would fasten a fake chicken head to the tail feathers of your rooster and put antenas on your hens. Then ask your inlaws if they saw the bright lights the night before.

 

[nccountrygirl]

I don't mean to hijake the thread so please forgive me. Y'all are cracking me up. My family calls me the crazy chicken lady. They can't imagine WHY I would want to have sooo.. many chickens as I am a CITY girl. I just ignore the morons, but they always ask if my girls have started laying yet and how many eggs I'm getting a day and when will I have enough to start sharing, I tell them when my rooster start laying I'll start giving, that aways appeases them, and they call me crazy.

 

[bobbieguyette]

I agree with the turkeys and guineas that should do the trick most people are scared of a gang of turkeys my MIL dont like to come down and snoop at the farm when we are out there (she lives just down the road) tho did have one mean rooster I had that would attack any stranger so everyone stayed away from him even when he died I told him for 2 yrs that he was still alive so they would stop snooping and leave me alone

 

[bantymum]

Yes Turkeys are terrific for chasing people, My auntie had an outhouse and I used to run out there when I was a girl. the turkeys used to poke their heads under the loo door and watch me and wait for me to come out again, Iwas too scared to come out so I waited until My Aunt came and rescued me. Their warbles sounded really freaky too!

 

[Lunachick]

Madhatter - that was hilarious!

 

[M.J]

I like that if only it could work for others o the pasabilities

 

[Blisschick]

Guineas, turkeys...and GEESE!! Geese make the strongest force field. Definitely.

 

[hsm5grls]

Thank you all for your comments. I laugh every time I read them. I have had such a hard week and this has just made me laugh. My nerves have been shot with financial worries amongst other things and still not smoking. It has been a week for the books for sure and I have laughed so hard reading every ones responses. Thank you

 

[gritsar]

Congrats hsm5grls on the quitting smoking!

I have set a quit date of December 1st. Got a Rx of Chantix waiting for me at the pharmacy and my doctor even put me on anti-depressant in preparation...cuz every time I've tried before I've gotten homicidal. Again, congrats!